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I've been picking up bad habits.  They're everywhere.

I find them on the ground sometimes.  I think people drop habits a lot, because I check the same places plenty of times, and there's always something new.  At the laundromat alone, I've picked up smoking, nail-biting, and staring, all in the course of a single week.  That's not to say it isn't worth trying new spots now and then, though.  Once, by the side of the road, I found nose-picking out of sheer dumb luck.

The subway is another hot spot.  You got to be willing to sort through them, though.  It's easy to find fidgeting or breathing with your mouth open; that's common stuff.  If you want a collection like I've got, you've got to sift through things until you find a real gem like scratching or knuckle-cracking.

I'm not sure what I'm going to do with all these things.  I don't think I can sell them for much, and the rare ones aren't in any greater demand than the common ones.  Well, at least on the open market.  There's a bit of an underground for people like me, but I'm just smalltime there.  All I've ever managed there was a trade or two, simple out-of-pocket stuff.  What can I say; I've never been good with commodities.

Well, the holidays are coming up.  Maybe I'll get some cards and start wrapping . . .
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One in the series, 'Breakfast Stories,' unrelated shorts meant to accompany your morning meal.

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Meh.
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This is amazing. I could use more positive and glowing adjectives, but I think you get the point.

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" the truth
when published with good motives, and for justifiable ends, shall
be a sufficient defense."

"If they give you lined paper,
write the other way."
Point gotten, thanks :D.
I found a bad habit once, lying by the side of the road. I had it dry-cleaned, and then dropped it off at the local convent; they seemed to appreciate the gesture. :|

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:| I've tried pursuing happiness. Happiness sought a restraining order.
You didn't need to do all that work for their gratitude. You could have just said you'd cleaned it, and they'd have been nun the wiser.
That's papal bull, and you know it.

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:| I've tried pursuing happiness. Happiness sought a restraining order.
This saint no lie!
:laughing: Touché! The point is yours, sir.

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:| I've tried pursuing happiness. Happiness sought a restraining order.
i was really shocked when this ended so quickly. i have the shortest attention span, and this held it completely. i like it a lot. i bite the skin on the side of my nails. and many other horrible bad habits.
Haha, sorry about that; this was really meant to be more of a sketch than a story, so I didn't really drag the ending out. Thanks :).
this is funneh... ^.^ I approve! :+fav:

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