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Nobody ever mentions tapeworms when they think of creation. Somehow, we didn't make it into Genesis. I guess parasites didn't sound that epic to the ancient Jews.
We were there, though. Well, one of us was. Most everybody came in pairs back then, but being asexual beings, nobody really enforced the quota with us. Its name was Bob, pioneer of our kind. Like I said, not epic-sounding.
The anonymity doesn't even really bother me that much. I mean, nobody ever makes an effort to harm tapeworms until they find out we exist. It was the same back then; Adam hadn't the foggiest idea that Bob was sharing in on his meals, but hey--food was free, pain didn't exist, and
we all had to live somewhere.
No, what really bothers me is that we got kicked out of paradise for something we didn't even do. Eve wants to eat an apple? Fine, I'm down with that. Eve wants to get herself and her beau booted from the garden? Sure, go for it. Just give a worm a little warning, first! Bob could have made a run for the intestinal tract of the nearest chordate had he known it would have been an issue.
Now we've got to work for our real estate. Since Methuselah died, homes depreciate faster than ever, and despite the abundant supply, the quality of living has really gone down since modern medicine got on the scene.
Oh, well. I guess it doesn't help anyone to be bitter. But let me tell you, if people don't eat curry in heaven, I'm not going.
We were there, though. Well, one of us was. Most everybody came in pairs back then, but being asexual beings, nobody really enforced the quota with us. Its name was Bob, pioneer of our kind. Like I said, not epic-sounding.
The anonymity doesn't even really bother me that much. I mean, nobody ever makes an effort to harm tapeworms until they find out we exist. It was the same back then; Adam hadn't the foggiest idea that Bob was sharing in on his meals, but hey--food was free, pain didn't exist, and
we all had to live somewhere.
No, what really bothers me is that we got kicked out of paradise for something we didn't even do. Eve wants to eat an apple? Fine, I'm down with that. Eve wants to get herself and her beau booted from the garden? Sure, go for it. Just give a worm a little warning, first! Bob could have made a run for the intestinal tract of the nearest chordate had he known it would have been an issue.
Now we've got to work for our real estate. Since Methuselah died, homes depreciate faster than ever, and despite the abundant supply, the quality of living has really gone down since modern medicine got on the scene.
Oh, well. I guess it doesn't help anyone to be bitter. But let me tell you, if people don't eat curry in heaven, I'm not going.
Literature
What Vegan Means
The more I learn of other creatures,
I notice we have similar features.
They feel love, fear and pain.
My tears for them they flow like rain.
No one can tell me that a mother
Doesn't cry when she loses her baby...
be her cow or other...
Just so humans can drink from her
The milk intended for her baby, so pure
The innocent child taken away:
If female, will suffer the same fate someday.
If male will be raised to be turned to veal.
The dairy industry wishes to conceal,
That each sip you take that adds too their strife,
Literature
Empathy
Antisocial?
Learn respect.
Anxiety?
Chill out.
Anorexic?
For God's sake, eat!
Avoidant?
Deal with it.
Bipolar?
Find a balance and stick with it.
Bulimic?
There are people dying for that food you waste.
Borderline?
Control yourself, woman!
Dependent?
Stop being so clingy!
Depressed?
Cheer up!
Histrionic?
Do you always have to have the spotlight?
Multiple Personalities?
Yeah right, attention whore.
Narcissistic?
It's not all about you!
Obsessive-Compulsive?
It's not that bad.
Paranoid?
Not everyone is out to get you.
PTSD?
You're just weak.
Schizoid?
You're a cold one, aren't ya?
Schizotypal?
Why you gotta be so weird all the t
Literature
How To Raise A Borderline
Don’t recognize your child’s needs,
or at the very least see them as
secondary to your own.
Ignore your child’s tears;
tell them to buck up.
Better yet,
tell them if they don’t stop crying
you’ll give them something to cry about.
That outta teach ’em.
Weigh them down with adult demands.
Expect them to cook dinner
at nine years old
because you’ll be home late.
Force them to grow up too fast,
or don’t allow them to grow up at all
because in a child’s dependent role
is where you can control them.
Don’t be consistent,
with anything.
Change your values like you change your sex partners
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One in the series, 'Breakfast Stories,' unrelated shorts meant to accompany your morning meal.
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Written 10/6/06.
A little out there, I know.
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Written 10/6/06.
A little out there, I know.
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Absolutely amazing! Poor tapeworms, haha